Sunday, January 13, 2013

How to Stop Smoking

1. Buy Alan Carr.s book.
2. Throw it in the bin,
3, Invest in an e cig,
4. Job done.

The idiot Carr believes and tells you (over hunfreds of pageses beforeb he gets to his only point) that nicotine ingestionion is bad for you.

Well, it probably is.

So what? Ingesting alcohol, food, gasolene fumes etc. is bad for me,

Nicotene is not so bad. I like it. It's te tar and other stuff that is bad, Easy, simples, those nice little rodents?, what the hell?

Steam. Vape. It's easy. All the nicotine and none of the other crap.


Friday, January 11, 2013

David David David (Bowie That Is)

My first concert ever was a Ziggy in Croydon. I was very young. My girlfriend was younger. We would have got prosecuted today. Both of us. I have all your good stuff on my iphone. I hope that the new album will be good. The pre-release single is, however, not very good at all. You ought to be ashamed.

Monday, December 31, 2012

PS to last post

You do have to fry the battered god and fary before you apply the cream. Otherwise, well, otherwise it is just ... yuck!

Now, it starts

Giving away my last cigarettes. Oh, wow, is that wise? Oh, well, he is my son and he just tried my vaper and wants one himself. Trust me, and so as not to get too far away from the theme, these things are better than god and the tooth fairy rolled into a batter and smothered in cream.

The Future of Smoking

I have 8 cigarettes left but I am not worried. The midnight bell may toll but I shall not be anxious. I will never buy a cigarette again.

Well, it's only 7 left now.

45 years of this and I am not even perturbed, not even a smidgin perturbed?

Nope, no indeedy or even, no.

Received my e-cigarette starter kit today. Tastes and feels the same. Just no tar or other crap.

Speed on midnight.

Happy New Year.

Oops, my scottish ancestors are now spinning faster over the coals whilst being basted with napalm. No true scotsman ever wishes ye in the new'yir before the clock has chimed the'our.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Dawkins v Sachs

Jews argue with God. That is one reason why an atheist can usually get along better with a jewish believer than with a christian/muslim who is blindly obeissant to his/her pastor's/iman's interpretation of the word of god.

Here's an article on the subject:

https://scholarsbank.uoregon.edu/xmlui/bitstream/handle/1794/5298/Arguing-with-God.pdf?sequence=1

This may also explain why Lord Sachs does far better in argument with Richard Dawkins than other theists:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roFdPHdhgKQ

Lord Sachs does not win, of course, but he is engaging.

Nude Nuns and Big Guns

Saw this film by accident just now. Spoof spaghetti western a la Sergio Leone. Has the power to grip, however and is recommended viewing for all my catholic readers. It may give them some insight into how their church is run. Otherwise, it contains exactly what it says on the tin. But you have to be lucky and catch it on tv. They are suing downloaders.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Can you trust a Christian?

Sadly, no. They are by definition irrational. You cannot reliably predict which random prejudice will actuate them next week.

Saturday, December 08, 2012

The Devil's Work at the America Cancer Society

Refusing charitable aid in the name of god. In the name of god, be ashamed. In the name of humanity, be ashamed. Stop. Repent. Apologise.

http://www.alternet.org/story/152685/is_atheist_money_too_controversial_for_the_american_cancer_society

http://www.alternet.org/story/152914/has_the_american_cancer_society_been_caught_covering_up_a_rejection_of_atheist_money/

An American Litigant in London Part 2: The Decision




Einstein: The God Letter

No theist dare read this:

http://richarddawkins.net/news_articles/2012/8/15/albert-einstein-s-historic-1954-god-letter-handwritten-shortly-before-his-death#.UMKIz3dVIg8

You may not have access so here is a bit of Einstein's letter:

The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. These subtilised interpretations are highly manifold according to their nature and have almost nothing to do with the original text. For me the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions. And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than all other people. As far as my experience goes, they are also no better than other human groups, although they are protected from the worst cancers by a lack of power. Otherwise I cannot see anything 'chosen' about them.

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Oh My God!

The most sanctimonious and also the most unintentionally hilarious website in the universe:

http://www.truthfortodaysabbathschoollessons.org.uk/

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Sporting Life

Martin Bengtsson exposes real football.

This Sporting Life remains current. Read about this form of child abuse, encouraged by many parents.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

14 Year Old Hangs Himself in Private Prison

Nothing to say.

The God Debates: A User's Guide

God's fool and His favourite ballroom dancer against the Hitch and Stephen Fry (in empassioned mode)is highly watchable. Watch, for instance, as the Widdecombe tells us we are not going to understand her because she has come over all theological - meaning, I know this is going to sound like unintelligble nonsense to sane people but, hey, it's theology so I get a free pass. Not today, dear. It is just unintelligble nonsense which calls into serious question your qualifications ever to have played a part in the governance of this country, never mind your dancing skills. My son thinks the Bish is "likeable". I do not agree. He is dangerously stupid, having no doubt infected many of his fellow countrymen with his loyalty to catholic teaching on condoms and thus been directly responsible for their deaths from AIDS. I realise that the last sentence is logicaly unstainable. It is theologoc. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv9ULxpWgPA