Hi Steven
My name is James Dean, and I'm your new best friend. I came across your blog while looking for something else, but you're perfect! Your combination of smug and needy is perfection! I'm going to follow every move you make. You will never be alone again!
BTW, what is it with you and Hetty Baynes? Did she turn you down some time? Little case of hurt pride?
Oh, and the novel-writing ambition - fab! - you couldn't make it up! xx
20 October 2009 00:31
Hi there, my new best friend. You are no doubt going to become the star of this blog - well, as previously posted, I have lost interest and no-one else appears to be interested.
You may be a thicko, and that will entertain the readers that I do not have, but did it not occur to you that your IP address is now in my log files?
Maybe, I will broadcast it. Oh, sod the maybe. I will make time just for you.
