Is There A Cure For The Daily Mail Virus? Part 2

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Piers said:

I don't think dad bothers to get it for her much any more! But anyway, obviously the title is supposed to be shocking but the text does at least show both sides. What stood out to me is the government spokespeople basically saying twice 'we aren't getting involved in education, let the schools sort it out'. What??

'Most parents simply don't want their children's schools to present positive images of homosexuals'. Obviously a quote from a fucktard, but why would 'most parents' be bothered about POSITIVE images of (almost) normal (ha ha) people. I mean, I think they should be exposed to pos/neg of all kinds of people, as to make up their own minds. Usual example is 'terrorists'/'freedom fighters'. These cunts (the organisation quoted in this) need to realise that schooling isn't supposed to indoctrinate, it's supposed to give you INFORMATION and FACTS so you can form your own opinions.

I said:

Gma is rationed to Saturday injections of DM virus only. This way she gets the booster dose (the tv section for the week) and I have found that this reduces withdrawal symptons to an acceptable level. We are currently researching a methadone equivalent substitute but this has proved impossible to date. The guardian had toxic levels of media luvvy content and even the telegraph contained patches of rational thought prompting apoplexy in the subject. The search continues. Any suggestions welcome on the divorcing reality blog.

SO:

The DM Virus is more virulent than HIV and probably more difficult to cure. Censorship (as a solution) contravenes the fundamental principle governing all posts on this site. Any other suggestions? 

Is There A Cure For The DM Virus That Will Be Striking Down Millions By Tomorrow Lunch Time At The Very Latest And Causing Them To Die An Agonising Death (Think Napalm) Unless They Purchase A Lifetime Subscription To The Daily Mail?

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My daughter posted this on Facebook:

Even though it's the Daily Fail I'm a little bit shocked at the blatant homophobia. Please don't let grandma read it Steven Carrigan

How to Vape

You are no longer an idiot. You saved yourself a bit of money by not buying fraudster Alan Carr's book and just read my post instead. You also saved a heap of time. I challenge anyone to read Alan Carr's book in less than five hours. Even speed reading will not help you. It is so dumb abd boring. The early chapters simply, and only, keep telling you that he has this marvelous secret that will allow you to stop smokingg. My blog yesterday was less than 100 words and you did not pay a single cent to read it.

When you start vaping, you are likely to continue smoking habits. Ok, this may be obvious. I have been vaping for exactly 12 days. I have no rigtht to express any opinion whatsoeveer but

Rule 1: DO NOT EXHALE

This has to be learned. I can only do it when I think about it. If you think about it, however, it is not smoke, it does not contain tar or other nasty stuff, BUT it does contain nicotine. When you exhale you are therefore wasting nicotine. When you were a a smoker you were exhaling poison. Now, draw in and close your lips until the steam evaporates. It is obvious. More nicotine for your pennies without any extra damage.

How to Stop Smoking

1. Buy Alan Carr.s book.
2. Throw it in the bin,
3, Invest in an e cig,
4. Job done.

The idiot Carr believes and tells you (over hunfreds of pageses beforeb he gets to his only point) that nicotine ingestionion is bad for you.

Well, it probably is.

So what? Ingesting alcohol, food, gasolene fumes etc. is bad for me,

Nicotene is not so bad. I like it. It's te tar and other stuff that is bad, Easy, simples, those nice little rodents?, what the hell?

Steam. Vape. It's easy. All the nicotine and none of the other crap.

David David David (Bowie That Is)

My first concert ever was a Ziggy in Croydon. I was very young. My girlfriend was younger. We would have got prosecuted today. Both of us. I have all your good stuff on my iphone. I hope that the new album will be good. The pre-release single is, however, not very good at all. You ought to be ashamed.